Thursday, November 18, 2010

XIII

Exercise #3

1. Sit comfortably
2.  Imagine a ball of energy floating just above your head
3.  Imagine yourself reaching up and pulling down some of that energy into the middle of your brain
4.  Imagine depositing that energy into your pineal gland
5. Now imagine squeezing every last drop of fluid out of your pineal gland
6.  squeeze that little fucker until there is nothing left in it (this may cause a nose bleed but remember it's all imaginary)

You will begin to feel the secretions from your pineal gland running down the back of your throat, down your spine, and eventually through the bottoms of your feet.  If you can find a way to collect these pineal gland secretions, take them to your local new age bookstore.  There are plenty of pseudo psychics and burned out wanna be mystics who will pay top dollar for what you have just collected. 

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