Tuesday, November 23, 2010

XIV

If it was regarded as the highest form of worldly pleasure
and the goal was to will a worldly change
then to use it as a means

Thursday, November 18, 2010

XIII

Exercise #3

1. Sit comfortably
2.  Imagine a ball of energy floating just above your head
3.  Imagine yourself reaching up and pulling down some of that energy into the middle of your brain
4.  Imagine depositing that energy into your pineal gland
5. Now imagine squeezing every last drop of fluid out of your pineal gland
6.  squeeze that little fucker until there is nothing left in it (this may cause a nose bleed but remember it's all imaginary)

You will begin to feel the secretions from your pineal gland running down the back of your throat, down your spine, and eventually through the bottoms of your feet.  If you can find a way to collect these pineal gland secretions, take them to your local new age bookstore.  There are plenty of pseudo psychics and burned out wanna be mystics who will pay top dollar for what you have just collected. 

Monday, November 15, 2010

XII

Doctor- I am going to hold up a series of cards to where I can see them but you can only see the backs of them.  I would like for you to tell me what symbol is depicted on the cards.  I know this sounds crazy but don't stress out about it, just relax and tell me what symbols pop up in your head.  There are no right or wrong answers here.  Remember it is just a test...

Patient- So I just need to guess what symbol is on each card?

Doctor- That is correct, shall we begin?

Patient- Sure!

Doctor- (holds up card #1) O.k. here is the first card, what symbol do you think it is?

Patient- I don't even know where to begin, how can I possibly do this?

Doctor- Don't stress, just relax, and let me know what ideas or images come to mind pertaining the card that I am holding.

Patient- O.k....I am thinking about money, maybe the weather outside...I don't know like it's sunny during the daytime...

Doctor- Good, anything else?

Patient- Maybe that the money is more like a coin than paper cash, or that it could be either the sun or the moon...I am doing this right?

Doctor- You are doing just fine, lets move on to the second card (doctor holds up card #2) Can you tell me what you think this card is?

Patient- O.k. ummmm, I feel like that maybe a car is parked at an intersection...

Doctor- Good, what else?

Patient- Or that there is a church involved, or something about christianity or jesus or something?

Doctor- Great, anything else?

Patient- No, I don't think so, I think thats it on that one.

Doctor- (holds up card #3)  O.k. how about this one?

Patient- I can't get that stupid song out of my head, you know the one from Hair the musical? "It's the age of aquarius, the age of aquarius, do, do , do, do, aquarius...." That sounds stupid, but thats what I think of when you hold up that card...

Doctor- There are no stupid answers, you are doing great!  Anything else?

Patient- Maybe water or something but thats it.

Doctor- (holds up card #4) Great, how about this one?

Patient-I just see a square.

Doctor- Perfect! (holds up card #5) and how about this one?

Patient- I am thinking about the number 5, and looking up at the night sky, and how I don't really see the stars anymore since I moved to the city...That makes me kind of sad...Thats all, are we done?

Doctor- We are.  Thank you for participating in this study...Actually, one more question. Are you high right now?

Patient- Doctor, I am stoned out of my freaking mind!

Friday, November 12, 2010

XI

Mastering the Lucid dream (conscious dreaming)

what am I training for? 
 Such monotonous activities as searching for magnetic repulsion and mind over matter while in the dream world seems like such a waste of dream time.  I have built a temple in the dream world to practice acts of magic that I cannot even begin to understand during waking life.  
A glorious place this temple is.  
A huge, vast stone floor that echoes with each step, stretches throughout the whole room.  There are ten stone pillars within the room, laid out in the manner of the ten sephiroth of the tree of life.  The night sky is this structures only roof so that I may feel the awe and direct influence of the heavenly bodies above me.  
But what for?  
Why build such a place of study?  
Why spend the time in a constant act of study when the total power of imagination is at my finger tips? 
 I could be conquering my utmost sexual desires!  
Have I come to believe that sex is of the physical world and no longer of interest to me in dreams?  
Is sexual energy only of use to influence the tenth sphere (which I don't understand awake or in dreams)?
It is better not to dwell for now...
I am not quite ready to vanish into thin air 
(that trick is best saved when there is actually an audience).

Thursday, November 11, 2010

X

When a knight begins a quest
this knight must enter the forest alone.
The path of travel will be unmarked.









Lacy, Norris j. The Arthurian Encyclopedia, (Grand Publishing, INC. New York & London, 1986)

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

IX

I have seen the fabric that holds it all together.
I have sucked it through my pupils 
when they were gaping black holes in the universe.
I know exactly what you are talking about
because I have effectively displaced all the air in my lungs with it.
It looks like a thick blanket of translucent threads,
woven together in an argyle pattern with all of the colors of the rainbow.
When the times get tough, I just breath it in.
When they ask me what I'm doing
I just say that "I'm breathing in the argyle man".
You know what I'm talking about.

VIII

Exercise #2

1.  Sit in a half circle with 4 other individuals.
2.  Imagine your mind is a blank, white screen.
3.  Ask the others to also imagine their minds as blank white screens.
4.  Now imagine a black rectangle onto your white screen.
5.  Once the rectangle is on the screen, make it have three dimensions.
6.  Project this object onto the other people's white screen in the room.
7.  Meditate on this object until it physically appears in the room in front of you.
8.  There will be a door on the front of the object, open it.
9.  everyone should now calmly climb into the object.
10.  Fly away in the object.

Hiding the fact that you are experiencing such madness will not be necessary because you will never be heard from or seen again.
Safe travels!   

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

VII

 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Ouroboros
Man with own head up his own ass


Monday, November 8, 2010

VI

Remote viewing exercise #1
Find God

It turns out, from the looks of the results, that God lives in a General Electric refrigerator box, under a bridge, by a river.

V

Constructing your very own tin foil hat
(for obvious reasons)

After hat is constructed and safely placed on head, you may also line windows, doors, and walls with tin foil for added protection.
Don't forget to microwave all of your food.
This is a good way to detect for government microchips and extraterrestrial nano technology because they will spark in the microwave.
Be safe and god speed.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

IV

10.                                                                                                  12.        
-Pythagoras                                                                                     -Zodiac
 Atlas                                                                                               -Tribes
 Urania                                                                                            -Gates
 Mnemosyne                                                                                   -Pyramid
 Sun                                                                                                 -Apostles
 Phanes                                                                                            -Knights
 1 God                                                                                             -3 Substances
-Fingers                                                                                                   +
-Toes                                                                                                -4 Worlds
                                              10+12=22


32.                                                                                                   33.
-Degrees                                                                                          -Vertebrae
-Appearance of God's name in Hebrew                                           -Degrees
                                                                                                        -Appearance of
                                                                                                         God's name
                                                                                                          in english
                                                                                                        -Solomon's
                                                                                                         temple
                                                                                                       -Jesus age
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/synchronicity
Hall, Manly P. The Secret Teachings of All Ages, (Penguin Group(USA),
     New York, NY, 1928/2003) 221,199,238,385,275,160,439,505

III

II

Lapis Philosophorum
Don Quixote
Hermes little secret
3+7+12=22
10+22=32 (32)
1+32=33 (the secret 33)
Micro vs. Macro

Saturday, November 6, 2010

I



1.  Build Pyramid out of sugar cubes
2.  Sit quietly and still in front of the pyramid
3.  Consider the experience of eating the whole pyramid of cubes after they have been individually
     dosed with LSD

This state of contemplation will eventually lead to astral travel.
While traversing the astral plane you will meet yourself.
This other dimensional self will be the you that actually ate the whole pyramid of LSD doses.
This other self, ate too much Acid thus causing the astral travel.
Be cautious of anything that the parallel you is saying.
I can not stress enough when I say YOU ATE TOO MUCH!
If you begin to freak out, let yourself borrow your corduroy pants or a shirt you are wearing with bright and loud patterns.
This should keep yourself occupied long enough to bring you back to a safe place, free of anxiety.
Write about your experience in a journal.
Lock your journal in a safe.
Thoughts are dangerous!

The First lesson is Humility